Have you read that book...
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day? If you haven't, you should.
Anyway, that's beside the point. The real point is that I WON...today I won the World's Lamest Mom award! It's a prestigious award, I know you're jealous!
Really, the lameness started yesterday when my 4 year old went to lunch-bunch after preschool,
without a lunch. He only gets to go once a week, and absolutely LOVES getting to take a big-boy lunch and eat with his friends. For the record, we did pack him a lunch. But, he forgot it in the car and no one noticed. Afterwards he said, "mom, I didn't have a lunch today. But don't worry, the teacher gave me some cheese and crackers and juice." That should make me feel better, but really I just felt even more lame.
Today was worse. Aaron called me at 11:30 to ask me if I knew that our beloved childcare provider was out of town for the week, and asked who was picking up the kids from preschool? (Natalie had just been delivered to his office by the preschool teacher. Thank goodness he works at the church where our kids go to school.) I quickly glanced at my calendar...I knew she was going to be gone, but didn't see it written on my calendar....of course, that could be because I wrote it on the WRONG month. Yep, there it is, in JUNE, marked on my calendar.
I jumped in the car thankful for my flexible work schedule, and determined to roll with the punches. The afternoon was fun. Natalie and I (and Benjamin) had a great afternoon while Peter played with a friend.
When I went to the bus stop to pick up Luke I was greeted with a very
VERY unhappy 1st grader who informed me that his entire day was ruined because instead of getting to have his FAVORITE hot lunch~ french toast~ (which they only serve once a month) he had to have the "emergency lunch." Which is the lunch you get when you have no money left in your hot lunch account. You'd think they'd just give him hot lunch, but OHHHHH NOOOOO, he got a cold cheese sandwich, an orange and milk. Hey, at least he got lunch. But, he was wondering
WHY I didn't know that his account was empty. I wanted to say, "because the system is stupid and they should send me an email letting me know that it's getting low." But instead I just smiled, apologized that his day was ruined by a cheese sandwich, and assured him that we'd re-fill his account right away.
After all of that, I cracked open a diet coke, which Natalie picked up and spilled on the carpet...the carpet that was professionally cleaned earlier today. Yep, the day just keeps getting better.
So, unless I drop the baby, or accidentally give my children food-poisoning with a bad dinner, I think I've humbled myself to the maximum level today!
Some days are just like that! Thank goodness tomorrow is a new day!
Okay, enough with the bad mommy confessions! Check out how adorable Natty is with her new haircut!